These are two of my favorite jokes, they are entirely acceptable when told at the dinner table and I happen to be the only person there. I'm putting these up because my good friends have written to me pointing out that I've gone off the deep end. I guess by looking at my earlier posts one could say that I'm well on my way if not already there.
A man walks into a doctor’s office wearing nothing but Saran-Wrap wrapped around his torso. The doctor looks at him from head to toe and says, "I clearly see you're nuts"
Another man walks into the same doctors office and says, "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam” The doctor ponders this a second and says, "I see you're problem, your two tents"